| Is sports pain kicking your ass? Maybe you need a boost of GRRRL Power in a jar!
NOBODY gets aches and pains like a Derby Girl! (If you doubt this, contact your nearest Roller Derby League, and they'll kick the crap out you... until you agree with us)
Our Derby Girl gels will ease your aches and pains, no matter what sport you play, supporting the healing of muscle and joint inflammation, bruises, pulled ligaments, and even does a fair job on arthritis pains! Most gels just give you heat, no better than a hot water bottle. Ours actually speed up the healing process, so you can get back on the track and knock those other biatches down! Derby Girl Crash & Burn Relief Gel: This one is HOT! Does everything Relief does, but with Cayenne to bring more blood flow to the area, it clears up bruises by flushing out the stagnant blood, and really warms up and relaxes those aching muscles. Ideal for sprains, strains and ACUTE PAINS! But... can you take the HEAT?? Derby Girl Gels are lovingly made by hand with a proprietary blend of herbal extracts and essences, and designed by our own in-house Naturopath. They are currently only available through www.Girls-R-Us.TV
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